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Business

Friday, May 17, 2013,09:14:50 AM

Posted On Friday, May 17, 2013

You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.....

My jaw

Saturday, May 11, 2013,10:07:36 AM

Posted On Saturday, May 11, 2013

Looks like you dropped something. My jaw!....

Angels

Friday, May 10, 2013,08:29:37 AM

Posted On Friday, May 10, 2013

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!....

Interior decorator

Thursday, May 09, 2013,12:38:03 AM

Posted On Thursday, May 09, 2013

Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.....

Baby

Wednesday, May 08, 2013,01:15:04 AM

Posted On Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!....

Thousand Painters

Wednesday, May 01, 2013,08:38:42 AM

Posted On Wednesday, May 01, 2013

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.....

Smoking

Monday, April 29, 2013,01:31:31 AM

Posted On Monday, April 29, 2013

Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!....

My next girlfriend

Saturday, April 27, 2013,08:50:48 AM

Posted On Saturday, April 27, 2013

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.....

God blessed me

Friday, April 26, 2013,08:12:32 AM

Posted On Friday, April 26, 2013

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.....

Against me

Thursday, April 25, 2013,08:50:06 AM

Posted On Thursday, April 25, 2013

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?....

Building

Wednesday, April 24, 2013,08:50:13 AM

Posted On Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!....

Blizzard

Saturday, April 20, 2013,07:56:54 AM

Posted On Saturday, April 20, 2013

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard....

God blessed

Friday, April 19, 2013,07:55:01 AM

Posted On Friday, April 19, 2013

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.....

Your Name

Thursday, April 18, 2013,08:16:36 AM

Posted On Thursday, April 18, 2013

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.....

The sprinklers

Wednesday, April 17, 2013,09:43:09 AM

Posted On Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!....

Stop light

Tuesday, April 16, 2013,08:48:09 AM

Posted On Tuesday, April 16, 2013

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.....

Vogue

Monday, April 15, 2013,07:28:32 AM

Posted On Monday, April 15, 2013

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?....

Affection

Saturday, April 13, 2013,08:52:11 AM

Posted On Saturday, April 13, 2013

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection....

The Sprinklers

Wednesday, April 10, 2013,08:35:47 AM

Posted On Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!....

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