ChangeFriday, May 17, 2013,09:14:17 AM
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine....
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NothingSunday, May 12, 2013,06:10:03 PM
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.....
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Parallel UniverseSaturday, May 11, 2013,10:07:10 AM
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe....
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Nothing sucksFriday, May 10, 2013,08:29:11 AM
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong....
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Hurt YouThursday, May 09, 2013,12:37:20 AM
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.....
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Some People Wednesday, May 08, 2013,01:14:45 AM
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.....
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SocietySunday, May 05, 2013,10:12:48 AM
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police....
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MeatWednesday, May 01, 2013,08:38:20 AM
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?....
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Borrow Money Monday, April 29, 2013,01:31:02 AM
Always borrow money from a pessimist; they don't expect to be paid back....
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Charity WorkSunday, April 28, 2013,09:33:48 AM
I do charity work. I volunteer my opinion just about every day.....
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Support bacteriaSaturday, April 27, 2013,08:50:23 AM
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have....
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ExperienceFriday, April 26, 2013,08:12:12 AM
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.....
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Good girlsWednesday, April 24, 2013,10:18:09 AM
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.....
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My PatienceSunday, April 21, 2013,08:37:25 AM
I just want to be as thin as my patience.....
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SubstituteSaturday, April 20, 2013,07:56:32 AM
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes....
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Quiet as a mouseFriday, April 19, 2013,07:54:38 AM
Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.....
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